Reno of the Turks
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Fragile and weak MY ASS 

Fragile and weak MY ASS 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 



Your chickens are nuts.


I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

 - the true kanaya
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zer0xdrayton:

pegasuswest:

vergess:

feferipisces:

fandom kanaya

I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT

did-you-really-just Get yo butt over here.

I LITTERALLY FUCK COULDNT BREATH FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES OH GOD IM IN PAIN

 - King Boo's Speech - Luigi's Mansion 2
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villainsvoice:

Done by request from an Anon. One that must know of me well considering that they knew about my past King Boo blog, but in any case, I decided to give King Boo another voice attempt from my previous ones. Enjoy the speech given by the Ghostly Emperor.

batferret:

That artist feel when

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"shit that’s not right, let’s try again"

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"FUCK"

positively-awkward:

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