Reno of the Turks
Please don’t repost!
So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.
I WAS DRINKING MY GODDAMN TEA WHEN I HIT PLAY AND I NEARLY BROKE THE SECOND COMPUTER THIS FUCKING WEEK GODDAMNIT
did-you-really-just Get yo butt over here.
I LITTERALLY FUCK COULDNT BREATH FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES OH GOD IM IN PAIN
Done by request from an Anon. One that must know of me well considering that they knew about my past King Boo blog, but in any case, I decided to give King Boo another voice attempt from my previous ones. Enjoy the speech given by the Ghostly Emperor.
That artist feel when
"shit that’s not right, let’s try again"